| Gothic: |
I
will be making 3 of these t-shirts. Which of these three
actually get made and can be sold to you, for you to wear
proudly, depends upon the response that I get for them. I
will hopefully be getting an on line voting system. Until then
email me with your choices.
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"A
true Goth would rather be sacking Rome"
$15
EPT01 |
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"KinderGoth"
$15
EPT02 |
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| Love
and Sex: |
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"Help
Find A Cure For Virginity"
$15
EPT24 |
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"Ugliness
is natures contraceptive"
$15
EPT03 |
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"It
is better to copulate than never"
$15
EPT04 |
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"I
have a one-track gutter"
$15
EPT05 |
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"Everyone
lies about sex"
$15
EPT06 |
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"Yield
to temptation, it may not pass your way again"
$15
EPT07 |
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| Science: |
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"In
the beginning there was nothing, which exploded"
$15
EPT08 |
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"It's
psychosomatic, you need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw"
$15
EPT09 |
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"Real
stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time"
$15
EPT10 |
|
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"divide
by cucumber error, please
reinstall universe and reboot"
$15
EPT11 |
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| Latin: |
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"Cuius
testiculos habes, Habes cardia et cerebellum"
If you have their balls, you have their hearts
and minds
$15
EPT12 |
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"Stercus,
Stercus, Stercus, Moriturus Sum"
Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh Shit, I'm going to die
$15
EPT13 |
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| English: |
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"Ibid
you already know"
$15
EPT14 |
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| Truth
and Reality: |
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"I
may not know reality but I know what I like"
$15
EPT15 |
|
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"The
truth may be out there,
but lies are inside your head"
$15
EPT16 |
|
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"Only
the shallow know themselves"
$15
EPT17 |
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| Drugs: |
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"I
said no to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen"
$15
EPT18 |
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"Real
children don't go hoppity-skip
unless they are on drugs"
$15
EPT19 |
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| Misc.
Slogans: |
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"Feminism
is so cute"
$15
EPT20 |
|
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"I'm
the reason restaurants only let
you take three packs of ketchup"
$15
EPT21 |
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"The
first step to failure is trying"
$15
EPT22 |
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"Ambition
is the last refuge of failure"
$15
EPT23 |
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