What the heck does the 1812 stand for anyway?
Well it could be about the War of 1812, a little studied and much misunderstood period in American History. It could be for Tchaikovsky's Overture of 1812, inspired by the Russian defeat of Napoleonic invasion during that year. It could celebrate the birth year of Charles Dickens, Robert Browning or Augustus Pugin. Or it was for the year Charles Redheffer tried to foist his Perpetual Motion Machine onto the Philadelphia public. It was a hoax and he fled for his life, so much for the city of brotherly love. Or it could be that he needed an username that was easy to remember. You decide.
 
So what does Walker1812 do for a living?

Well he is a communications consultant. This has nothing to do with telephones Basically if you have a message, idea or product and you are not sure of the best way in which to represent it, he is your man. Things he has done in the past have ranged form reviewing and designing web pages to creating videos and workbooks for statewide class materials. He can even show you how to set up a modern computer network to share knowledge and communicate effectively with your company or clients.  He can also show you the right materials and theories to best present your ideas. Other than that, he looks for work.
 
Why doesn't he believe me when I say he is good looking?
Walker 1812 has a low self image and would appreciate all compliments you could give him. He may not believe them now but thinks that if he received enough of them he might just start to believe.
 
Where does this low self image come from?
He would show you pictures from middle school, but he burned them. So even if you think he is good looking now, he might still see himself as then.
 
Well if he has a low self image, why does he have a big ego?
Walker1812 understands that ego's are something in which size does not relate since it is only a psychological concept. If you wish to refer to him as an egotist then he might say that his self-importance is not exaggerated. And while he may at times be arrogant or pompous, he doesn't find myself as overbearing or excessively elevated or ornate. And after all where would he be without himself.  
 
Does Walker1812 have any benefits that balance out his ego?
Well he considers himself a southern gentleman, he was born on a plantation, and raised in the old ways of manners. Balance this out with an open-mindedness about people and life, with a thirst for knowledge and new experiences, and you might have the beginnings of a decent person.
 
Why does Walker1812 talk about himself in the third person?
He would say," What are you talking about?"