Crystal Shoe:

I wish i knew the answers
to all my problems when
i have bad luck with dating
every now and then

one girl says she loves me
another says i'll die
another says she's pregnant
and i'm not the guy

all i want's a lady
who's a little bit a whore
shows that she's classy
and never is a bore

so to the girl out there
in the crystal shoe
please hang on in there
i'm coming after you