This is a collection of Haiku's about gothic and angsty people.  They were written with a group of friends that go to Epitome's Poetry night Fuck you my haiku You are way to hard to do Splash!   Squirrels are so cute Scampering with each other, Where is my shotgun?   Do not copy my Haiku! No one would believe That you have my skill   Bend open so I can Rape your insides and pillage Your soul for my kicks.   Little do you know I am your sexual messiah. Stop being a dork!   After crazy sex I will ridicule his ass, He will make coffee   I hope she sits on Your dick and spins till she pukes On your silk ascot   Why can't I be blank And bulimic so I can Get laid and dumped?   I want to be Goth So I can be pasty and Gossipy as hell.